# Random Musings From Some of L.A.’s Finest
The Unpleasant Food Why It Would Be Cool To Have An Ewok Average UCI Student Says “Fuck School” Man’s Sexuality Determined By Suite Mate Public Masturbation: The Debate April Fools Suggestions Part 1 April Fools Suggestions Part 2 Don’t Quit Your Day Job The Truth About Abortion Why Tom Cruise Doesn’t Like Gay People Getting Fit Assault On America: Uncovering The Plot To Kill Fun Forever