If you took a good look at my place you’d probably wonder why I pay as much as I do. I try to tell myself that it’s for the location, we’re a block away from Hollywood and Highland. Unfortunately things just don’t add up, or do they? Some of my neighbors are skeptical of the value, especially since they pay nearly $150/month less than I do but I think they’re just jealous of being the prestige that comes with having a pricey apartment, even if it is identical to theirs. So below is a list of features that come with a $1625/month apartment in Hollywood.
Cockroaches, loads of em’!
Pool
Laundry Facility, 5 washers and 6 dryers, 3-4 functioning at any one time)
2 Bedrooms
1 Bathroom
1 half of a kitchen
0 dishwashers
1 Parking Spot
More Cockroaches
1 Set of French Doors(Installed Just To Comply With Building Code)
No Natural Sunlight In Living Room
1 Drunken Apartment Manager and The Privilege Of Seeing Him Hauled Away For Alcohol Poisoning
2 Grocery Carts In Courtyard
Paint Cans And Garbage In Courtyard
Perhaps It’s Time To Move?
REPRESENT!!!!
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