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February 19th, 2008 Blog

Hey everyone, I’ve been working on a few different things at once so I haven’t had the time to keep the site updated but soon enough we’ll have a lot more to gander at.

At any rate, I was watching an old episode of Beakman’s World and he was talking about the worlds smallest man. I think the one they mentioned is dead now but I managed to find an old picture of him. Check it!

Totally looks like a baby with a mustache but seems to have those classic midget features(stubby arms and legs, etc.) I was wondering if there were any closely proportional teeny people and came across this guy.
So the plan is to kidnap and clone the little one on the right and manufacture a new line of little people slaves. They could probably sleep underneath the sink and I doubt they’d cost too much to feed. As far as clothing goes, I think a ventriloquist dummy’s clothes would fit fine. Well, it’s food for thought at least.

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