L.A. Boondoggle

3. Alarm Clock Hell

This one is a classic and a good way to get in early morning April Fools pranks going. Step 1, get 4 or 5 alarm clocks and set them to various odd times that are obscenely early. 2:30am, 3:45am, 4:20am, 5:30am or any other combination of times. The key here is to try and set them so that there’s enough time in between alarms for the target to fall back asleep. Step 2, place the alarm clocks in various hiding places around the targets room. Under the bed, in the closet, in the dresser drawer, in a clothes hamper, anywhere. Step 3, there is no step 3, I suppose you can just sit back and laugh to yourself because you’ll be sound asleep when you reap the rewards of this prank.

4. Murder

This is one is fairly self explanatory

5. Murder

What’s worth doing once is worth doing again, right?

6. Murder

Okay, this is getting a little weird. Although they do say the third time is a charm. . .

7. Flaming Wheelchair of Doom(To be used only on Stephen Hawking)

Let’s say you’re a rag tag team of quantum physicists and you’re trying to pull it together to win the Nobel Prize. Besides doing science related stuff you’ll probably be off on a series of drunken misadventures, some of which will include playing pranks on your esteemed colleague, Stephen Hawking. I’m not sure of the exact process of this one but it involves attaching a high powered motor to Mr. Hawking’s chair, setting it on fire and have it speed towards a ramp which eventually lands him in a pool. Hilarity ensues.